The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Punch Thy Neighbor (1962)

Peter Leeds: Officer Jack Bain

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Quotes 

• Officer Jack Bain : [believing Jerry Helper's low appraisal of the recent Alan Brady Show to be sincere]  There aren't any laws to protect us from bad TV shows yet, so you're safe.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [at a low but growing boil]  Thank you.

  Officer Jack Bain : Well, thanks for the tickets, Mr. Petrie, and I, uh... I hope you come up with a good one next week.