"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Sally Is a Girl (TV Episode 1961) - Morey Amsterdam as Buddy Sorrell

Rob Petrie : Whadda ya say we cut the jokes and get some work done around here?

Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, all right. Forget the jokes - we gotta write a comedy show. No funny stuff.
Buddy Sorrell : Look, have you noticed somethin' funny goin' on around here?

Mel Cooley : No, and that includes the scripts.
[Rob reveals Mel and Buddy eavesdropping at the door]

Buddy Sorrell : Do you mind closing the door. We'd like a little privacy.
Buddy Sorrell : Go ahead, honey. Tell 'em what a terrible cook you are.

Pickles Sorrell : Well, my mother's known as the worst cook in the whole neighborhood and she taught me everything she knows.

Buddy Sorrell : Boy, you haven't lived till you've tried her boiled steaks, with hot water sauce.
Mel Cooley : What's this "something funny going on?"

Buddy Sorrell : [highly agitated] Well, i-i-it's about Sally and Rob. W-where do ya think they are now?

Mel Cooley : Well, how do I know?

Buddy Sorrell : Out to lunch!

Mel Cooley : Well, what's funny about that?

Buddy Sorrell : I'm not with 'em, am I? And when I said I'd like to go along, Rob said, "Oh, no - two's company, three's a crowd."

Mel Cooley : I guess sometimes your best friends WILL tell you.
Rob Petrie : Hey, Sal, you smell GOOD today.

Sally Rogers : I do?

Buddy Sorrell : Why not? The best Bay Rum money can buy.
Rob Petrie , Buddy Sorrell : I think it's time we appreciated having a bright attractive gal around the office.

Buddy Sorrell : Yeah. When is she gonna start work here?

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell