The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Sally Is a Girl (1961)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : Look, have you noticed somethin' funny goin' on around here?
Mel Cooley : No, and that includes the scripts.
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Mel Cooley : [walks in to find only Buddy in the room] Oh, I guess there's no one here yet.
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Mel Cooley : What's this "something funny going on?"
Buddy Sorrell : [highly agitated] Well, i-i-it's about Sally and Rob. W-where do ya think they are now?
Mel Cooley : Well, how do I know?
Buddy Sorrell : Out to lunch!
Mel Cooley : Well, what's funny about that?
Buddy Sorrell : I'm not with 'em, am I? And when I said I'd like to go along, Rob said, "Oh, no - two's company, three's a crowd."
Mel Cooley : I guess sometimes your best friends WILL tell you.
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Rob Petrie : Hey, Mel? How about a little poker game Thursday night?
Mel Cooley : Oh, fine. Who're the players gonna be? No women, I hope.
Sally Rogers : Nyah!
Rob Petrie : No, just Buddy, me and Sally.
Mel Cooley : Count on me.