The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Sally and the Lab Technician (1961)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : Why hasn't Sally ever married, Rob? I think, as a comedy writer, she'd be fun to be with. She's an attractive girl.

  Rob Petrie : Sal's had plenty of boyfriends but she scares 'em off.

  Laura Petrie : How?

  Rob Petrie : She's too quick with the answers. Guys hate girls who make jokes about everything.

  Laura Petrie : Well, you don't mind if I make jokes.

  Rob Petrie : Well, I would if you made one every time you opened your mouth.

• Laura Petrie : Rob, you know what I was thinking?

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, and I'm one hundred per cent against it.

• Laura Petrie : Hi Sally.

  Sally Rogers : Hi. Here's a plastic spaceship for Ritchie and a 5-pound box of candy for you and let's not waste any more time. Where is he?