The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Sally and the Lab Technician (1961)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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• Laura Petrie : Why hasn't Sally ever married, Rob? I think, as a comedy writer, she'd be fun to be with. She's an attractive girl.

  Rob Petrie : Sal's had plenty of boyfriends but she scares 'em off.

  Laura Petrie : How?

  Rob Petrie : She's too quick with the answers. Guys hate girls who make jokes about everything.

  Laura Petrie : Well, you don't mind if I make jokes.

  Rob Petrie : Well, I would if you made one every time you opened your mouth.

• Laura Petrie : Rob, you know what I was thinking?

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, and I'm one hundred per cent against it.

• Sally Rogers : Hey, Rob, what's my future husband like?

  Rob Petrie : Oh, well, Sal, I don't kn... He's a fella...

  Sally Rogers : "He's a fella." Good enough, I'll marry him!

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, where's Sally? Huh?

  Rob Petrie : She may be a little late this morning. She worked very hard last night.

  Buddy Sorrell : Whadda ya mean "she worked hard?"

  Rob Petrie : Well, it isn't easy to carve up a hundred and fifty pound lab technician.