The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Sol and the Sponsor (1962)

Isabel Randolph: Martha Bermont

Quotes 

• Sol Pomeroy : [to Martha]  What's your first name, honey?

  Martha Bermont : [stiffly, to her husband]  Henry...

  Sol Pomeroy : Henry? They give ya a fella's name?

  Henry Bermont : Henry is MY name.

  Sol Pomeroy : You're both named Henry? That's crazy!

• Laura Petrie : By the way, what did you think of last week's show?

  Henry Bermont : Well, I thought last week's show was very funny.

  Rob Petrie : [eager to be agreeable]  Boy, so did I.

  Henry Bermont : ...if you like slapstick humor.

  Rob Petrie : Well, you can overdo it.

  Henry Bermont : I of course LIKE slapstick humor.

  Rob Petrie : I LOVE it!

  Henry Bermont : ...but not on my show.

  Rob Petrie : No, not... not on our particular show.

  Henry Bermont : Not every week.

  Rob Petrie : No, it's too...

  Henry Bermont : I like it once in a while.

  Rob Petrie : That's me. I like it once in a while.

  Laura Petrie : [to the Bermonts]  But generally you both enjoy the show?

  Henry Bermont : [simultaneously with Martha]  Yes, I did.

  Martha Bermont : [simultaneously with Henry]  No, I didn't.