- Sol Pomeroy: [to Martha] What's your first name, honey?
- Martha Bermont: [stiffly, to her husband] Henry...
- Sol Pomeroy: Henry? They give ya a fella's name?
- Henry Bermont: Henry is MY name.
- Sol Pomeroy: You're both named Henry? That's crazy!
- Henry Bermont: What did you mean when you called me a sucker?
- Sol Pomeroy: Oh, well, there's got to be suckers, Henry - that's who buys the SR-160's.
- Henry Bermont: I beg your pardon!
- Sol Pomeroy: Why? What'd you do?
- Ritchie Petrie: [awakened by Sol and Mr. Burmont's vigorous arguing] Mommy, mommy!
- Laura Petrie: Ritchie, what're you doing out of bed? You're supposed to be asleep!
- Ritchie Petrie: The television's on too loud!
- Ritchie Petrie: Daddy?
- Rob Petrie: Huh?
- Ritchie Petrie: Do I have to meet Mr. Bermont?
- Rob Petrie: No. You'll probably be asleep by then.
- Ritchie Petrie: Good. He sounds too clean.
- Sol Pomeroy: I bought myself a partnership in a... in a garage in Stanford, Connecticut for sports cars. Ptttt!
- Rob Petrie: Sports car?
- Sol Pomeroy: Yeah. Nobody drives weapons carriers anymore, Sarge.
- Laura Petrie: By the way, what did you think of last week's show?
- Henry Bermont: Well, I thought last week's show was very funny.
- Rob Petrie: [eager to be agreeable] Boy, so did I.
- Henry Bermont: ...if you like slapstick humor.
- Rob Petrie: Well, you can overdo it.
- Henry Bermont: I of course LIKE slapstick humor.
- Rob Petrie: I LOVE it!
- Henry Bermont: ...but not on my show.
- Rob Petrie: No, not... not on our particular show.
- Henry Bermont: Not every week.
- Rob Petrie: No, it's too...
- Henry Bermont: I like it once in a while.
- Rob Petrie: That's me. I like it once in a while.
- Laura Petrie: [to the Bermonts] But generally you both enjoy the show?
- Henry Bermont: [simultaneously with Martha] Yes, I did.
- Martha Bermont: [simultaneously with Henry] No, I didn't.
- Sol Pomeroy: Is that your car parked out front?
- Henry Bermont: Which car do you mean?
- Sol Pomeroy: Uh, little foreign job. It looks like a SR-160 Mock 3, yeah.
- Henry Bermont: [with pride] Yes, it is.
- Sol Pomeroy: Nyeh-heh-heh. Who stuck you with that?