The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Talk to the Snail (1966)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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Sally Rogers : Alan, uh, how'd you find out about Claude Wilber?
Alan Brady : Wilber's dummy told my dummy.
Rob Petrie : Jellybean called Mel? I'm sorry, Mel.
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Rob Petrie : Now, Herman Glimscher will forgive you if you're a few minutes late.
Sally Rogers : That's fine, except I'm going out with Douglas Bedlork.
Rob Petrie : Who's that, a new fella?
Sally Rogers : Yeah, brand new. I don't think he's ever been used before.
Buddy Sorrell : You know somethin', those second-hand guys that look like new can't be trusted.
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Rob Petrie : I didn't know you were bringing someone.
Sally Rogers : I didn't. I brought Doug.
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Rob Petrie : We're not in any trouble. According to a very well-known authority, a handshake with a snail is not legally binding.
Sally Rogers : Oh, yeah? Who said that?
Rob Petrie : Walt Disney.