The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Curious Thing About Women (1962)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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[Buddy and Sally try to think a philosophical statement for Alan Brady to say at the end of the upcoming show]
Sally Rogers : Hey! I got an idea for a line. My Aunt Agnes used to have a saying that went, uh, "If your heart is where the sky is bluest, then the sound of winter's twilight will be your friend."
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Your aunt said that?
Sally Rogers : Yeah... and every time I think of it, I want to cry.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Why?
Sally Rogers : Because I think my Aunt Agnes is a nut.
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Sally Rogers : Hey, I got it! Don't anybody move!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : What, what?
Sally Rogers : Ah, ya moved! I forgot it!
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Sally Rogers : What's a matter with fifteen?
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Thirty-two's a funnier number.
Sally Rogers : Since when?
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Thirty-two has ALWAYS been a funnier number! I hear thirty-two, I get hysterical! Watch.
[turns to Rob]
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Try me.
Rob Petrie : Thirty-two.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo!
Sally Rogers : Well, I gotta admit he's right.
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Rob Petrie : Hey, I got it!
Sally Rogers : What? What?
Rob Petrie : Cut the hair.
Sally Rogers , Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : [together] Cut the hair!
Rob Petrie : It's a boat!
Sally Rogers : A boat with hair?
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : What's the matter with him?
Sally Rogers : Oh, Laura's been getting needled about being the wife in the sketch last night and she's giving Rob a bad time.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Oh... Hey, that's it!
Sally Rogers : That's what?
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : That's the sketch for next week!