The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Gunslinger (1966)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : I ain't leavin'. I ain't runnin' no more. We ain't leavin' town. I'm gonna face him.

  Laura Petrie : Rob, I DO wish you'd stop saying that.

  Rob Petrie : Well, I AIN'T leavin'.

  Laura Petrie : "Ain't" is what I wish you'd stop saying. Rob, the boy's beginning to pick it up. It sounds bad.

  Rob Petrie : Well, I AREN'T leavin' town.

• Laura Petrie : [as Sheriff Rob lays shot]  Somebody call the doctor.

  Sally Rogers : All right, all right, all right.

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!

  Sally Rogers : [calling outside the saloon doors]  Hey, Doc! Doc!

  Buddy Sorrell : We don't have no doctor in this town. All we got's a dentist.

  Sally Rogers : Hey, Dent! Dent!

• Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!

• Laura Petrie : [Laura throwing herself in front of Sheriff Rob and begging for his life]  Listen Bad, if you ever had any feelings for me at all, please spare this man!

  Alan Brady : I never had any feelings for you.

  Laura Petrie : [holding her fingers an inch apart]  Not even a little bit?

  Alan Brady : No, not at all, well maybe a sister for a little while, but no more!

  Rob Petrie : Make your move Brady.

  Alan Brady : You make your move.

  Laura Petrie : [Still in front of Rob, fearfully]  Shouldn't I make MY move?

  Rob Petrie : Good thinking.

  Laura Petrie : [as she scurries away]  Thanks, Rob!

• Laura Petrie : [Sheriff Rob has been shot in the shoulder and Laura is chastising the townsfolk]  Well, I hope you're all satisfied! Nobody would face bad Brady but Rob and now he may die! Are you all satisfied?

  Cowboy : Yeah, I enjoyed it.

  Cowboy : I thought it was pretty good.