The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Gunslinger (1966)

Allan Melvin: Gun Drummer

Quotes 

• [When it comes to buying guns, Sheriff Rob's a fussy customer] 

  Gun Drummer : Try this baby out.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, that's pretty.

  Gun Drummer : It's a beauty.

  Rob Petrie : Looks a little expensive, though.

  Gun Drummer : I can give you a deal on that, though. It's secondhand.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, really?

  Gun Drummer : Used only once to kill a little old lady in Pasadena.