The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Meershatz Pipe (1961)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

Quotes 

• Mel Cooley : [stopping a sick Rob from entering the office]  Just a moment! Where do you think you're going?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : To my office, naturally.

  Mel Cooley : As producer of this show, I forbid you to enter this office. You're contagious.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Contagious?

  Mel Cooley : "The Alan Brady Show" goes on the air tomorrow night. I am not going to risk Alan's health by allowing you to come in contact with him.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I came here to write for him, not to kiss him.