The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Return of Happy Spangler (1962)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• [Rob asks Sally to bring Hap up-to-date on their latest script] 

  Sally Rogers : "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Alan Brady Show." You're now up to date.

  Rob Petrie : You mean that's all we've got?

  Sally Rogers : Well, don't you remember we threw out the opening sketch?

  Buddy Sorrell : HE threw it out. I still liked it. I don't know what was wrong.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, Buddy, the thing was too long. It was in bad taste. It wasn't even funny.

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, aside from that, what didn't you like?