The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Twizzle (1962)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : [meeting Randy] Boy, look at the size of this kid! If he fell down he'd be out of town.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I like to think that basically all tall, good-lookin' guys are rats. No offense meant, Rob, but I've been short a long time.
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Mr. Eisenbauer : We're not interested in money, Mr. Petrie.
Sally Rogers : You don't want more money?
Mr. Eisenbauer : No. As a matter of fact I think they're overpaying Randy as it is.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Wait a minute. You mean you want the kid to work for LESS money?
Mr. Eisenbauer : I really don't care.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Hey, this guy sounds like my agent!
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Our producer - a lot HE knows. He picked Germany in the first world war.
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Sally Rogers : I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. My Aunt Agnes was right. You know what she said when she saw Randy at the bowling alley? She said, "Sally, you can't tell a book if the title's covered."
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Y'know, I don't feel very good.
Sally Rogers : What?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I don't feel good.
Sally Rogers : Well, what's the matter?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I'm beginning to understand Aunt Agnes.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I like that twist, boy. It's like puttin' your pajamas on in an upper berth.
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Mel Cooley : I have a feeling someone's pulling my leg.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Maybe your garter belt's too tight.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I guess I'll go in my car, too, by myself. I like to catch up on my nap when I'm drivin'.
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[Sally and Buddy try identifying Laura's prepared dinner by its smell]
Sally Rogers : [nose in the air, breathing in deeply] Chicken paprikash and wild rice.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Leg of lamb and roast potatoes.
Laura Petrie : Baked lasagna.
Buddy & Sally : [simultaneously to each other] Told you.
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Laura Petrie : What do actor's usually want when they walk off a set?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : A belt of booze.
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Mel Cooley : [arriving] Sally, I hope you didn't get me up here on a wild goose chase. I want you know you disturbed my dinner.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : We're even. You just disturbed mine.