The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Twizzle (1962)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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Mr. Eisenbauer : We're not interested in money, Mr. Petrie.
Sally Rogers : You don't want more money?
Mr. Eisenbauer : No. As a matter of fact I think they're overpaying Randy as it is.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Wait a minute. You mean you want the kid to work for LESS money?
Mr. Eisenbauer : I really don't care.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Hey, this guy sounds like my agent!
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Sally Rogers : I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. My Aunt Agnes was right. You know what she said when she saw Randy at the bowling alley? She said, "Sally, you can't tell a book if the title's covered."
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Y'know, I don't feel very good.
Sally Rogers : What?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I don't feel good.
Sally Rogers : Well, what's the matter?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I'm beginning to understand Aunt Agnes.
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[Sally and Buddy try identifying Laura's prepared dinner by its smell]
Sally Rogers : [nose in the air, breathing in deeply] Chicken paprikash and wild rice.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Leg of lamb and roast potatoes.
Laura Petrie : Baked lasagna.
Buddy & Sally : [simultaneously to each other] Told you.
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Sally Rogers : Wait till you hear. I went up to Connecticut this morning to visit my Aunt Agnes. You remember her, Rob. She's the one who says, "It is wise for a poor man to choose the weather, but it's folly for a rich man to choose a poor man."
[Randy Twizzle looks confused]
Sally Rogers : Don't try to figure it out. My Aunt Agnes was born on a hill.