The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
To Tell or Not to Tell (1961)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : What is he talking about?
Sally Rogers : I don't know, but you know him - behind every silver lining, he finds the cloud.
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Rob, listen to me, the first week that you get off, take Laura for a skiing trip.
Rob Petrie : Skiing? What for? Laura can't ski. Heh, she'd break her leg.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Yeah! Boy, you catch on fast!
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[Uable to cook dinner, Rob serves bananas]
Ritchie Petrie : Daddy?
Rob Petrie : Hmm?
Ritchie Petrie : When's Mommy coming home?
Rob Petrie : Soon, Rich. Why?
Ritchie Petrie : I like Mommy's banana's better.
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Rob Petrie : Well, I think I know my wife well enough to hope that she'll say what I know she thinks that I hope she'll say.
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Rob Petrie : Look Buddy, I know my wife. I didn't twist her arm to make her give up dancing. She wanted to. She wanted to be a wife and a mother. and for your information, in all the years we've been married, I have never heard her say she was sorry either.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Till last night.
Rob Petrie : She didn't say she was sorry last night.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Maybe not with her mouth, but with every other part of her.
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Rob Petrie : Out, out
Delivery Boy : Hey, can I say something?
Rob Petrie : What?
Delivery Boy : [looks at Laura in her leotards] Va va va voom!
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Rob Petrie : Honey now go put some clothes on!
Laura Petrie : Darling, these are just leotards. You've seen me wear them before.
Rob Petrie : I know. I have, but he hasn't. Now put this on.
[Rob takes off his jacket and wraps it around Laura]
Laura Petrie : Rob, this is silly. All the girls wear them for rehearsal.
Rob Petrie : Those girls are girls. That's different. You are a married woman.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Not today, brother. Today, she's a girl girl.
Delivery Boy : Yeah!