The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
To Tell or Not to Tell (1961)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Melvin (Mel) Cooley : [clutching his temples] Look, I've got a great deal of work to do!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : So go ahead, tear your hair out!
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Two flies talkng. One of 'em says, "Say, Mrs. Fuzzbuzz, how's the baby?" She says, "Sick - I had to walk the ceiling with him all night."
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Sally Rogers : Buddy, it's when I see husbands like you that I'm glad I'm single - but that's the only time.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Oh, so I'm nuts, huh?
Sally Rogers : See, he admits it!
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : All the career women are the same. Boy, they're... they're like old fire horses - one whiff of smoke and they wanna bust out of the stable.
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Rob, listen to me, the first week that you get off, take Laura for a skiing trip.
Rob Petrie : Skiing? What for? Laura can't ski. Heh, she'd break her leg.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Yeah! Boy, you catch on fast!
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Melvin (Mel) Cooley : Say, I just had an idea.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Oh. That makes an even one.
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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Rob, don't do anything rash.
Sally Rogers : Oh, leave him alone. It's his rash.
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Rob Petrie : Look Buddy, I know my wife. I didn't twist her arm to make her give up dancing. She wanted to. She wanted to be a wife and a mother. and for your information, in all the years we've been married, I have never heard her say she was sorry either.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Till last night.
Rob Petrie : She didn't say she was sorry last night.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Maybe not with her mouth, but with every other part of her.
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Rob Petrie : Honey now go put some clothes on!
Laura Petrie : Darling, these are just leotards. You've seen me wear them before.
Rob Petrie : I know. I have, but he hasn't. Now put this on.
[Rob takes off his jacket and wraps it around Laura]
Laura Petrie : Rob, this is silly. All the girls wear them for rehearsal.
Rob Petrie : Those girls are girls. That's different. You are a married woman.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Not today, brother. Today, she's a girl girl.
Delivery Boy : Yeah!