The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

To Tell or Not to Tell (1961)

Jamie Farr: Delivery Boy

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Out, out

  Delivery Boy : Hey, can I say something?

  Rob Petrie : What?

  Delivery Boy : [looks at Laura in her leotards]  Va va va voom!

• Rob Petrie : Honey now go put some clothes on!

  Laura Petrie : Darling, these are just leotards. You've seen me wear them before.

  Rob Petrie : I know. I have, but he hasn't. Now put this on.

  [Rob takes off his jacket and wraps it around Laura] 

  Laura Petrie : Rob, this is silly. All the girls wear them for rehearsal.

  Rob Petrie : Those girls are girls. That's different. You are a married woman.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Not today, brother. Today, she's a girl girl.

  Delivery Boy : Yeah!