The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Washington vs. the Bunny (1961)

Jesse White: Bill

Quotes 

• Bill : [after singing "You're the Top"]  Boy, that Irving Berlin sure knew how to write 'em, didn't he?

  Rob Petrie : Uh, Cole Porter.

  Bill : You sure it wasn't Berlin?

  Rob Petrie : Porter.

  Bill : I coulda swore Irving wrote that. Then who wrote "White Christmas"?

  Rob Petrie : Irving Berlin.

  Bill : Oh, yeah.

  [laughs] 

  Bill : You know, I always get those two songs mixed up. It's a good thing I don't need an ear for music. I'm in ladies underwear.

• Rob Petrie : Maybe you can convince me that I'm not a liar and a rotten husband and an irresponsible father.

  Bill : Boy! Whatever you didn't do, I think you shoulda done it.