The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Where Did I Come From? (1962)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Millie Helper : You know what Jerry did for one full week before Ellen was born?

  Laura Petrie : What?

  Millie Helper : That fool slept with all his clothes on.

  [Laura looks at Rob] 

  Rob Petrie : Well, where d'ya think I got the idea?

• [Laura's a relaxed mother-to-be but Rob's a frazzled father-to-be, expecting every second to be "the moment."] 

  Laura Petrie : I was just sighing.

  Rob Petrie : Well, honey, at a time like this don't sigh unless you really mean it!

  Laura Petrie : I'll try not to.

• [Millie calls Laura but Rob, picking up the extension, thinks it's Laura calling from the hospital and having their baby] 

  Laura Petrie : Rob, will you listen to me for one moment? I am NOT in the hospital.

  Rob Petrie : Oh... Where are ya, honey?

  Laura Petrie : I'm in the kitchen.

  Rob Petrie : In the kitchen? What are you doin' in the kitchen?

  Laura Petrie : Boiling some water.

  Rob Petrie : Boiling wa... Oh, my gosh! What a woman!

• Rob Petrie : [tired]  I didn't get much sleep last night.

  Laura Petrie : Why not?

  Rob Petrie : 'Cau'e I was watching you.

  Laura Petrie : Why were you watching me?

  Rob Petrie : Well, how... you know what a sound sleeper you are. I was afraid, something might happen, you'd sleep through it.