The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Where You Been, Fassbinder? (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Now, you men don't seem to realize that when a woman reaches a certain age, and is unmarried, every birthday becomes a milestone, and every milestone is a millstone. Now I have a feeling Sally isn't gonna wait till Friday to do her crying. I think she's gonna do it tonight. And we're responsible.
Rob Petrie : WE are? What did WE do?
Laura Petrie : We went and had a baby that grew up to be a six-year-old big mouth.
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Rob Petrie : Honey, what makes you think she was so upset by it?
Laura Petrie : Because I'm a woman.
Rob Petrie : What! You're... You're a woman? My gosh... My father married one of those!
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[the gang gathers for Sally's surprise birthday party]
Pickles Sorrell : What're you gonna give her, Laura?
Laura Petrie : Well, I got her some perfume.
Buddy Sorrell : Perfume for Sally?
Laura Petrie : Mm-hm.
Rob Petrie : What's a matter with that?
Buddy Sorrell : Well, nothin' except it'll make my snakes look cheep.
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Rob Petrie : Boy, it's gettin' late. Mel said he'd meet us as soon as he got outta the barber shop.
Buddy Sorrell : Baldy in a barber shop? What's he doing, reminiscing?