The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Where You Been, Fassbinder? (1962)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Mel Cooley : Oh, Sally, that reminds me, there was a fella here earlier looking for you.
Sally Rogers : You didn't let him get away, did ya?
Mel Cooley : Well, you weren't here.
Sally Rogers : Well, what's his name?
Mel Cooley : Why, I didn't catch it.
Sally Rogers : Well, did he leave a number?
Mel Cooley : No, but he said you probably wouldn't know him.
Sally Rogers : Well, did he leave a note?
Mel Cooley : No.
Sally Rogers : A fingerprint? A laundry mark? A shaving lotion smell? SOMETHING!
Mel Cooley : Nothing. I'm sorry, Sally.
Sally Rogers : Ah, that's all right, Mel. I'm only kidding. I'm not that desperate, yet. But, listen, if he comes back, tie him to a chair.
Mel Cooley : Sure.
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Mel Cooley : Good morning.
Buddy Sorrell : It was till YOU got here.
Mel Cooley : Rob, I don't like coming here and having insults thrown at me.
Buddy Sorrell : Stay home; I'll phone 'em over to you.
Mel Cooley : [to Buddy] Look, I'm getting fed up...!
Buddy Sorrell : Pretty obvious, fatso. What time's the balloon go up?