The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Where You Been, Fassbinder? (1962)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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Ritchie Petrie : Where's YOUR husband?
Sally Rogers : Uh, mine? I haven't got one.
Ritchie Petrie : Why don't you get one?
Rob & Laura : [together] Say goodnight, Ritchie.
Ritchie Petrie : [swiftly carried off to bed] Byyyyyyye!
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Mel Cooley : Oh, Sally, that reminds me, there was a fella here earlier looking for you.
Sally Rogers : You didn't let him get away, did ya?
Mel Cooley : Well, you weren't here.
Sally Rogers : Well, what's his name?
Mel Cooley : Why, I didn't catch it.
Sally Rogers : Well, did he leave a number?
Mel Cooley : No, but he said you probably wouldn't know him.
Sally Rogers : Well, did he leave a note?
Mel Cooley : No.
Sally Rogers : A fingerprint? A laundry mark? A shaving lotion smell? SOMETHING!
Mel Cooley : Nothing. I'm sorry, Sally.
Sally Rogers : Ah, that's all right, Mel. I'm only kidding. I'm not that desperate, yet. But, listen, if he comes back, tie him to a chair.
Mel Cooley : Sure.
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Sally Rogers : Do you like boiled octopus?
Leo Fassbinder : No.
Sally Rogers : Good, 'cause we got baked lasagna.
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Sally Rogers : I've got all the advantages of marriage: I got a tea kettle that whistles, a parrot that talks too much and a cat that stays out all night. Who needs a husband?
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Leo Fassbinder : Ah, little Sally Rogers... You know, in all these years you haven't changed a bit?
Sally Rogers : Well, neither have you. Well, what else should we lie about?