Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)
A Growing Problem (1983)
Conrad Bain: Philip Drummond
Quotes
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Willis Jackson : Jerry and I were in this really bad car accident. I was lucky I just came out with a few scratches.
Philip Drummond : Are you sure?
Willis Jackson : Yeah I'm fine.
Philip Drummond : Well thank God you're alright, how'd you get home?
Willis Jackson : The police brought me.
Philip Drummond : Well come on sit down over here. Now tell me what happened.
Willis Jackson : We were leaving this bar, and I guess Jerry had a few too many. And he ran this red light and this big truck, I didn't see it coming, it just plowed right into us.
Arnold Jackson : How's Jerry?
Willis Jackson : He's real bad, he's in a coma. They wouldn't let me see him, the doctors said there's nothing I can do and to go home. This is my home, isn't it? Dad, I want to come back, can I?
Philip Drummond : Of course, son.
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Philip Drummond : Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the handsomest of them all? What? Well you could've lied a little.
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Willis Jackson : I'm going to this party at Jerry's, and it's BYOB, you know what that means?
Philip Drummond : Sure, it means hand me that bottle.
Willis Jackson : But Dad...
Philip Drummond : HAND-me-that-bottle.
Willis Jackson : I didn't even have to tell you, I could've just done it and you would've never found out.
Philip Drummond : Right, but you're too honest for that.
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Willis Jackson : What about your party? You're gonna be late.
Philip Drummond : It can wait, it's only a charity affair, that chicken can't get any colder than it is.
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Philip Drummond : How is he?
Arnold Jackson : Well, kinda hard to tell with Willis, his face always looks like he has his shorts on backwards.
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Willis Jackson : I'm going to a party at Jerry's and it's BYOB. Do you know what that means?
Philip Drummond : Yes and it means give me that bottle.