- Apocalymon: Do you think it's fair that I have to live with all this agony? Why should you get to laugh, while I am forced to cry? Why do you get to taste the best that life has to offer, while all I can do is choke on its leftovers? Answer me this! Why do all you get the pizza, while I get the crust?
- Mimi Tachikawa: Ahh, I can't take all these metaphors!
- Izzy Izumi: Boy, this guy really holds a grudge.
- Apocalymon: I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't have to be alone anymore in my misery!
- [laughs madly]
- Apocalymon: Wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!