The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)
Inside Donald Duck (1961)
Paul Frees: Ludwig Von Drake
Quotes
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Ludwig Von Drake : Please, Mr. Duck, are you sure you left nothing out?
Donald Duck : Well, there's one little thing: I do have a slight temper.
Ludwig Von Drake : What's that? I can't understand a word you're saying.
Donald Duck : [getting angry; shouting] I said I have a temper, doggone it! Don't you understand English?
Ludwig Von Drake : A temper? Oh, that's good! Now we're really getting somewhere. That's beautiful. Oh, please tell me all about it.
Donald Duck : Well, for example, yesterday, when I went over to Daisy's house...
[cut to beginning of "Cured Duck"]
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Ludwig Von Drake : Psychoanalyzing a mixed-up duck was the most confusing case in all my 40 years of practicing psychiatry. After 76 consultations, he was getting nowhere. I was getting somewhere, I getting as confused as he was! But I knew that somewhere in Mr. Duck's subconscious lay the answer.
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Ludwig Von Drake : Young man, I'm Dr. Ludwig Von Drake. Kindly take me to Mr. Walt DIsney.
Himself - Host : *I'm* Walt Disney.
Ludwig Von Drake : I knew it the moment I saw you! I never forget a face, never forget a face. Alright, now lie down and relax.
[pushes Walt down onto his couch]
Ludwig Von Drake : That's it. That's a nice boy.
Himself - Host : But Doctor...!
Ludwig Von Drake : [waves his pocket watch in front of Walt] Now, just watch the watch. Watch the watch.
Himself - Host : No, no, Doctor. There's nothing wrong with me.
Ludwig Von Drake : [laughs] That's what they *all* say.