Do Over (TV Series)
Investing in the Future (2002)
Penn Badgley: Joel Larsen
Quotes
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Joel Larsen : Dad, I don't think the type writers are gonna be the future. Personal computers are getting very popular.
Bill Larsen : Ah, computers are a fad!
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Isabelle Meyers : When is the school gonna get an A.P. Physics class?
Joel Larsen : As soon as they find a second student who wants one!
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Mr. Jenkins : Great work! I haven't even given you the list of leaves yet, and already you've opened three major accounts. How did you to know to call them?
Joel Larsen : Well, I've been sent from the future to sell paper.
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[Joel and Pat are doing a Blues Brothers dance, but Joel's dance is rather unenthusiastic. He quickly stops]
Joel Larsen : I-I don't know, there's so much people around, and...
Isabelle Meyers : ...and it looks like you're having a spasm attack.
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Karen Larsen : [to Bill] Tough day at the office?
Joel Larsen : Oh, you do not know the half of it! The phone never stopped ringing.
[Bill and Karen looks curiously at him when he taps some scotch into a glass. He is about to drink it]
Bill Larsen : What do you think you're doing?
Joel Larsen : Oh...! Um... You could probably use this, huh, Dad?
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Joel Larsen : No, no, you're not getting it! I'm totally stressed out! I'm cutting class, I'm not seeing my friends... and worst of all, I'm starting to lose my hair! I mean, look at this... this isn't supposed to happen until I'm twenty-four! I shouldn't be worrying about sales quarters or expense reports. I'm just a kid! Mr. Jenkins... I quit. God, that felt great. I hate this job, I've always hated this job! There's got to be something better for me out there.
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Joel Larsen : Not a lot of people at thirty-four can say that they've had the same best friend since the first grade. You... you've always stood by me. Even when I grew that I grew that ponytail. So of all people, what was I thinking, letting you down? And more importantly, what was I thinking missing the Blues Brothers? I'm sorry, Pat.
Pat Brody : I just have one question for you: "What kind of biscuit bounces off your stomach and don't come back?"
Joel Larsen : "Well, Jake... I think that'd be a..."
Joel Larsen , Pat Brody : "R-r-r-r-rubber biscuit!"
[does the Blues Brothers dance]