Doc Martin (TV Series)
Shit Happens (2004)
Lucy Punch: Elaine Denham
Quotes
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Elaine. It is *not* your job to give medical advice over the telephone.
Elaine Denham : It was bellyache. That's not medical advice, it's common sense.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Can *I* please decide who comes to my surgery?
Elaine Denham : No.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : No?
Elaine Denham : If they have bellyache or diarrhoea, I have them wait. If they've got something serious I get them in straight away.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Thank you, I'm familiar with triage.
Elaine Denham : Right, so I want an apology. If is wasn't for me you'd have had a dozen diarrhoeas since yesterday.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : How many?