- Josh Nichols: Okay, Megan's really into her telescope, right?
- Drake Parker: Yeah.
- Josh Nichols: But what if she saw something in her telescope that totally freaked her out?
- Drake Parker: Oh, Dad's butt?
- Josh Nichols: Freakier.
- Drake Parker: Wow.
- Josh Nichols: [after Drake speaks French to try to scare Megan. Josh covers the microphone] We're suppose to sound like we're from outer space, NOT PARIS!
- Drake Parker: You know, there's a way to correct people nicely.
- Drake Parker: Why did they name a radio after ham?
- Josh Nichols: I don't know.
- Drake Parker: I like ham.
- Josh Nichols: Who doesn't?