Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Dune Buggy (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Audrey Parker-Nichols : Josh, hey what's going on with Drake?
Walter Nichols : Yeah, he's been acting pretty weird.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Is he okay?
Josh Nichols : Um... yeah. He's fine. He's just a little...
Drake Parker : [comes from the hall] No, he's not okay. I'm kind of banged up.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [scoldingly]
[to Walter]
Audrey Parker-Nichols : You hurt him wrestling!
Walter Nichols : [excited] I did?
Drake Parker : It-it wasn't the wrestling. It was a car accident.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [suddenly concerned] Car accident?
Josh Nichols : [to Megan]
[eagerly]
Josh Nichols : He's gonna get it now.
Drake Parker : Actually, it was a... a dune buggy accident.
Walter Nichols : Are you okay?
Drake Parker : Well, the doctor sai...
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [interrupting] Wait-wait-wait! What doctor?
Drake Parker : I kinda went to the emergency room and got X-rayed and stuff.
Josh Nichols : [more eager than before] Here it comes.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [pitifully] My poor baby!
Josh Nichols : [deadpan] Huh?
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Just look at you. You can barely stand.
[grabs a chair, Walter helps Drake sit down]
Drake Parker : [wincing] Ah! Ah! Ah! Easy! Easy! Ah! Easy! Everything hurts. You guys, I'm-I'm really sorry I disobeyed you. I shouldn't have.
Josh Nichols : [to Megan] NOW he's gonna get it.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [rounding on Josh] Josh. Did you know about this?
Josh Nichols : Well-yeah-yeah I knew...
Audrey Parker-Nichols : You still made your father wrestle him?
Walter Nichols : When you knew Drake was hurt?
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Josh Nichols : [to the TV] I drink root beer. You don't see me exploding!
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Drake Parker : [phone rings] Hello? Trevor, hey, where are you?
Josh Nichols : Who is it?
Drake Parker : Scotty's brother.
Josh Nichols : Where is he?
Drake Parker : You're lost?
Josh Nichols : Lost?
Drake Parker : Okay, okay, well me where you are right now? Well, look around and tell me what you see.
[sighs]
Drake Parker : Mm-hmm.
[rolls his eyes]
Drake Parker : Mm-hmm.
[opens the door]
Trevor : ...and I see some bushes, and a tree and a dog. A boy dog, and... And I see you, and...
Drake Parker : You're here.
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Drake Parker : What are you smiling about?
Josh Nichols : The great Drake, grounded, for two weeks. I love it!
Drake Parker : Yeah. Me, too.
Josh Nichols : Huh?
Drake Parker : Two weeks layin' in bed, no school, playin' a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizzas. Yeah, bein' grounded is baad.
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Drake Parker : Hey, Mom snd Dad still gone?
Josh Nichols : Yeah. Why?
Drake Parker : Let's take the dune buggy out for a quick spin before they get back.
Josh Nichols : Didn't you listen? We're not allowed.
Drake Parker : I know. That's why I said "before they get back."
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[the TV has been damaged]
Drake Parker : If Mom and Dad ask about the TV, you don't know what happened.
Josh Nichols : But that's not the truth.
Drake Parker : That's why it's called lying.
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Josh Nichols : No means no, and thank you for germing up the family juice.
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Josh Nichols : Drake is unbelievable. You know, he's just one of those guys who can get away with anything.
Drake Parker : Oh, time for a snack.
Josh Nichols : He does whate-e-e-ever he wants and never gets in trouble.
Drake Parker : [grabbing a handful of cake from the refrigerator and stuffing his mouth] Mm, cake is good.
Josh Nichols : It's like he leads a charmed life. Must be nice. Me, I always try to do the right thing.
Drake Parker : Milk.
Josh Nichols : I follow all the rules, 'cause if I even THINK about doing something wrong I get busted. I don't get it.
Drake Parker : [finishes drinking from a milk carton] Ah.
Josh Nichols : I wish I knew Drake's secret.