Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Grammy (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Scottie : [after the band gets arrested for presenting fake tickets to a concert] Guys, the tickets are not fake.
Drake Parker : Are you sure?
Scottie : I photocopied 'em myself.
[the rest are silent]
Scottie : What?
Drake Parker : You can't photocopy tickets.
Scottie : Yes, ya ca-an. You just put 'em on the glass and close the liddy thing and press copy. Any moron can do it.
Drake Parker : No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!
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Drake Parker : Ready. Set. Grape.
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Drake Parker : How many times can I say I'm sorry?
Grammy : I'll let you know when you get there.
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Drake Parker : [looking forward to] An entire weekend all to ourselves.
Josh Nichols : No mom, no dad.
Drake Parker : Fifty-seven hours of total freedom.
Josh Nichols : Without The Man to keep us down.
Drake Parker : How great is this gonna be?
Josh Nichols : We can stay up late.
Drake Parker : Yeah, we can.
Josh Nichols : We can order pizza whenever we want!
Drake Parker : Yeah, we can.
Josh Nichols : We can walk around in our underwear!
Drake Parker : [disgusted] No, we can't.