Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Grammy (2004)

Johnny Lewis: Scottie

Quotes 

• Scottie : [after the band gets arrested for presenting fake tickets to a concert]  Guys, the tickets are not fake.

  Drake Parker : Are you sure?

  Scottie : I photocopied 'em myself.

  [the rest are silent] 

  Scottie : What?

  Drake Parker : You can't photocopy tickets.

  Scottie : Yes, ya ca-an. You just put 'em on the glass and close the liddy thing and press copy. Any moron can do it.

  Drake Parker : No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!