Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Helen's Surgery (2005)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Drake Parker : Not just any candy, Josh. These are Super Power Mega Sours.
Josh Nichols : Super Power Mega Sours?
Drake Parker : The hottest and the sourest candies in the galaxy.
[takes out one]
Drake Parker : And there it is.
Josh Nichols : It's a pretty big day for you, isn't it?
Drake Parker : The biggest! Here goes.
[puts the candy in his mouth]
Josh Nichols : Well?
Drake Parker : Well, it's... pretty sour and... pretty hot. I just expected it to be more...
[makes a sudden sour face]
Drake Parker : OH MY GOD! Oh! Oh, man! Whoa! Whoa! Oh... oh, I'm hurt! Oh... Oh, my tongue! Oh...
[walks in circles around kitchen]
Josh Nichols : Then spit it out!
Drake Parker : No! I wuv it!
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Drake Parker : Man, Helen, this place must have cost you, like, a billion dollars.
Josh Nichols : Yeah, how do you afford all this?
Helen : Is that some of your business?
Drake Parker : How do you afford it?
Helen : Well, I'll tell you, Drake...
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Josh Nichols : Uh, excuse me Helen, I have to talk to Drake about our homework.
Drake Parker : I don't do homework.
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Josh Nichols : Drake.
Drake Parker : Yeah?
Josh Nichols : You just met her and you're already kissing?
Drake Parker : I gave her a soda.
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Drake Parker : Geez, why are you all tense?
Josh Nichols : Because you are in my life!
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[first lines]
Josh Nichols : [opening comments] The biggest difference between me and Drake is, I'm responsible. Drake's irresponsible.
Drake Parker : Uh, hi. I kinda forget I was supposed to have a story ready. Uh...
Josh Nichols : Oh, like the time Drake and I fixed up that dune buggy?
Drake Parker : Wow, this is awkward.
Josh Nichols : One time, Dad let us take the dune buggy to the desert so we can ride around it. And like 2 minutes after that, we ran outta gas. It was...
[Drake calls Josh on his cell phone]
Josh Nichols : Hello?
Drake Parker : Hey, what story are you telling?
Josh Nichols : You cannot steal my story!
Drake Parker : I'm not. I just wanna know cause It might help me think more.
Josh Nichols : I'm telling them about the time that we went to the desert and brought the dune buggy...
Drake Parker : Oh perfect, thanks!
[hangs up the phone]
Josh Nichols : Drake? Drake, you better not steal my story or I swear I'll come...
Drake Parker : So one time me and Josh take the dune buggy out to the desert, right? And Josh tells me make sure it's filled with gas...
Josh Nichols : OH, NO YOU DON'T!
[tackles Drake]