Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Little Sibling (2006)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : You know what makes me feel good? Volunteering to help people.

  Drake Parker : You know what's fun? Instant messaging four girls at once.

  Josh Nichols : Like one time I made Drake come with me to volunteer at this home for the elderly.

  Drake Parker : But it was NOT fun when Josh brought me to some old folks home to help out.

  Josh Nichols : We met this couple who was in their late eighties - Murray and Francine Boshwich.

  Drake Parker : Which is where I got to meet Murray and Francine Boshwich.

  Josh Nichols : Mrs. Boshwich tried to cut Drake's hair 'cause she thought he was a hippy.

  Drake Parker : Next thing I know, she' comin' at me with scissors yellin' "Hold still, hippy!"

  Josh Nichols : And then Mr. Boshwich starts telling us these stories.

  Drake Parker : Then her husband starts yappin' about the old days.

  Josh Nichols : Which wouldn't have been so bad except that he was eating meatloaf while he talked.

  Drake Parker : And the whole time he's talkin', he's scarfin' down meatloaf.

  Josh Nichols : It was kind of like...

  Drake Parker : Imagine this...

  Josh Nichols : [with a mouthful of food]  "When I was seventeen, I dated the ugliest girl in all of Wisconsin."

  Drake Parker : [with a mouthful of food]  "You give me one good reason why they shoulda canceled Bonanza."

  Josh Nichols : Anyway, I went back to that old folks home a bunch of times.

  Drake Parker : I never went THERE again.

  Josh Nichols : 'Cause I really like cheering up old people.

  Drake Parker : 'Cause instant messaging girls is WAY more fun than having Mr. Boshwich spit meatloaf on your face.

• Drake Parker : Don't you care about me?

  Josh Nichols : At least someone.

  Drake Parker : Then be a good person. Go in there and make that little boy cry.

• Sammy : Man, you are so much fun!

  Josh Nichols : Yeah, you , too.

  Sammy : No, I mean it. You're, like, the coolest guy ever.

  Josh Nichols : Seriously?

  Sammy : Yeah.

  Josh Nichols : Well, that's a first.

  Sammy : Whadda ya mean?

  Josh Nichols : You know. Drake being my brother, people usually think HE'S the cool guy; so, it's kinda nice havin' someone think it's the other way around for once. Thanks, Sammy.

• Drake Parker : All right, listen, Josh. I'm in big trouble.

  Josh Nichols : Whose girlfriend did you hit on now?

  Drake Parker : I'm talkin' about Sammy.

  Josh Nichols : Sammy has a girlfriend?

  Drake Parker : [slapping Josh]  Focus!