Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Mean Teacher (2004)
Julia Duffy: Mrs. Hayfer
Quotes
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Mrs. Hayfer : Since you're talking, please tell the class what is your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake Parker : Uh... Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer : Wrong.
Drake Parker : Well, but you asked me...
Mrs. Hayfer : Wrong!
Drake Parker : But... what... what...
Mrs. Hayfer : Was I talking to you?
Drake Parker : Kinda.
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Mrs. Hayfer : Drake, I'm not going to mince words with you. You don't know what mince means, do you?
Drake Parker : Like... breath mints?
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Drake Parker : Holy snot!
Mrs. Hayfer : What a charming sentiment.
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Mrs. Hayfer : You break her heart, you're going to summer school.
Drake Parker : Summer school?
Mrs. Hayfer : That's right. Summer school. Two words even you understand.
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Mrs. Hayfer : All right, class, let's begin. The Iliad and The Odyssey were originally written in what language? Drake.
Drake Parker : Uh, Greek.
Mrs. Hayfer : Wrong. Todd.
Todd : Greek?
Mrs. Hayfer : Correct.
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Mrs. Hayfer : Here's your essay, Drake.
Drake Parker : A D minus? What's wrong with it?
Mrs. Hayfer : I don't know. Just write another one.