Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Megan's New Teacher (2006)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : Helen gave me next Friday off 'cause she said they were replacing the carpet. Wonder why she wouldn't tell me about the party.

  Drake Parker : 'Cause she doesn't like you.

  Josh Nichols : Riiiight.

• Josh Nichols : Do you get pleasure from poisoning the minds of children?

• Josh Nichols : Wait a minute. None of you did your homework?

  Katie : I tried to but I couldn't figure it out, so I asked my mom to help me.

  Josh Nichols : And?

  Katie : She couldn't figure it out either, so she asked my dad and then he got mad and went to a motel.