Josh Nichols: Why you have to one-up me all the time? What do you... what, do you get your jollies making me look dumb?
Mindy Crenshaw: Who said I think you're dumb? Maybe I happen to think you're very smart! Maybe I just...
Josh Nichols: Maybe you just what?
Mindy Crenshaw: Maybe I just like you.
Josh Nichols: Meh... Maybe I just like you too.
Mindy Crenshaw: Oh, really?
Josh Nichols: Yeah. Maybe I've liked you for a really long time but didn't realize it 'cause I hated you so much.
Mindy Crenshaw: Are you saying you like me or not?
Josh Nichols: Are you saying you like ME or not?
Mindy Crenshaw: I'm saying I like you!
Josh Nichols: Well, then I'm sayin' I like YOU!
Mindy Crenshaw: Fine!
Josh Nichols: Fine!
Mindy Crenshaw: Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh Nichols: One condition!
Mindy Crenshaw: What?
Josh Nichols: I get to be the boyfriend!