Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Number One Fan (2004)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : Hey! I wanna go to Chucky Chedders! Oh, come on, lemme out! I-I wanna wack the mole! But Drake... Megan... Can I just get some water? There's no bathroom in here! That's the problem!

  [struggles to get out of the tent] 

• Josh Nichols : [opening oven]  Hello, s'mores!

  Josh Nichols : [taking out s'mores without a mitten]  Hello, pain!

  Josh Nichols : [sticks his arm in pitcher of milk for relief]  Oh. Oh.

  Drake Parker : [entering]  Uh, Josh, they usually put the prize in the cereal, not the milk.

• Drake Parker : Ah, s'mores. I love s'mores.

  Josh Nichols : Who doesn't?

  Drake Parker : I don't know. S'more haters?

  Josh Nichols : Good point.

• Josh Nichols : [entering The Premiere]  All right, Campfire Kids, huddle up.

  Liza : So what movie are we seeing?

  Josh Nichols : We're not seein' a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.

  All the Kids : [together]  Aw!

  Pete : You're the worst!

  Josh Nichols : Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off all alone in the middle of nowhere?

  Megan Parker : I'd call Mom on my cell phone.

  Josh Nichols : Say you didn't have your cell phone.

  Megan Parker : I ALWAYS have my cell phone.

  Josh Nichols : The battery's dead.

  Megan Parker : I always scare...

  Josh Nichols : Eh, it's broken! It fell in a lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.

  Megan Parker : So, I have a compass and a topographical map but I don't have my cell phone?

  Josh Nichols : That tears it! We're seein' a movie!

• Pete : Gross, there's a band-aid in my milk!

  Josh Nichols : [looks at the wound on his finger]  Oh, jeez.