Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Number One Fan (2004)

Miranda Cosgrove: Megan Parker

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• Wendy : Don't you think Drake's adorable?

  Megan Parker : I think of him more as a... target.

• Josh Nichols : [entering The Premiere]  All right, Campfire Kids, huddle up.

  Liza : So what movie are we seeing?

  Josh Nichols : We're not seein' a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.

  All the Kids : [together]  Aw!

  Pete : You're the worst!

  Josh Nichols : Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off all alone in the middle of nowhere?

  Megan Parker : I'd call Mom on my cell phone.

  Josh Nichols : Say you didn't have your cell phone.

  Megan Parker : I ALWAYS have my cell phone.

  Josh Nichols : The battery's dead.

  Megan Parker : I always scare...

  Josh Nichols : Eh, it's broken! It fell in a lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.

  Megan Parker : So, I have a compass and a topographical map but I don't have my cell phone?

  Josh Nichols : That tears it! We're seein' a movie!