Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Number One Fan (2004)
William Corkery: Pete
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : [entering The Premiere] All right, Campfire Kids, huddle up.
Liza : So what movie are we seeing?
Josh Nichols : We're not seein' a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.
All the Kids : [together] Aw!
Pete : You're the worst!
Josh Nichols : Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off all alone in the middle of nowhere?
Megan Parker : I'd call Mom on my cell phone.
Josh Nichols : Say you didn't have your cell phone.
Megan Parker : I ALWAYS have my cell phone.
Josh Nichols : The battery's dead.
Megan Parker : I always scare...
Josh Nichols : Eh, it's broken! It fell in a lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.
Megan Parker : So, I have a compass and a topographical map but I don't have my cell phone?
Josh Nichols : That tears it! We're seein' a movie!
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Pete : Gross, there's a band-aid in my milk!
Josh Nichols : [looks at the wound on his finger] Oh, jeez.