Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Paging Doctor Drake (2005)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : You can't impersonate a doctor. It's against the law.
Drake Parker : I'm not impersonating a doctor. I'm pretending to be one.
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Dr. Carlson : [mistaking Drake for Dr, Nussbaum] And to think that you grew up in Kansas on a corn farm.
Drake Parker : [keeping up the pretense] Ah, yes, we grew all kinds of corn there - on-the-cob, popped, creamed...
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Drake Parker : What's up?
Josh Nichols : Hey. Just working out.
Drake Parker : Why? Megan beat you at arm wrestling again?
Josh Nichols : It was a tie.
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Dr. Carlson : [preparing for surgery] Well, shall we, uh, scrub up?
Drake Parker : Oh, I'm cool. I took a shower last night.
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Josh Nichols : You know, I HATE it when Drake gets me into situations.
Drake Parker : I love getting Josh into... "situations."
Josh Nichols : Like, one time, he entered me into a chicken wing eating contest.
Drake Parker : Like, once, I entered Josh into a chicken wing eating contest.
Josh Nichols : So, they rang the bell, and I started scarfin' down chicken wings as fast as I can.
Drake Parker : And, I swear, Josh woulda won.
Josh Nichols : But the contest got stopped when these crazy people showed up to protest
Drake Parker : But the contest got stopped by the PFCR.
Josh Nichols : The People For Chickens' Rights. They were very upset.
Drake Parker : They were so mad, they threw Josh in a lake.
Josh Nichols : I was thrown into a lake.
Drake Parker : So I jumped in and helped him float ashore.
Josh Nichols : I was moist and angry!
Drake Parker : Then I ate some of the leftover chicken wings.
Josh Nichols : There were three things I leraned that day.
Drake Parker : I learned a few things that day.
Josh Nichols : Number one: the People For Chickens' Rights - CRAZY.
Drake Parker : The PFCR? Outta control.
Josh Nichols : Numbr two: Drake can get me mixed up in prety insane situations.
Drake Parker : Josh? Not the best swimmer. And last...
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : Chicken wings - pretty good.
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Josh Nichols : [seeing Drake decked out in hospital garb] Whadda ya doin'?
Drake Parker : Playin' doctor.
Josh Nichols : Playing?
Drake Parker : Yeah, dude, this hospital is, like, crawling with cute nurses.