Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Playing the Field (2005)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Drake Parker : You're kind of a girl, right?
Mindy Crenshaw : Well, if not, I've been buying the wrong underwear.
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Josh Nichols : Well, there are more important things in life than kissing girls.
Drake Parker : Name two.
Josh Nichols : I can't.
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[during a blindfolded taste test, Drake kisses Tori]
Tori : Mmm, hot guy lips?
Drake Parker : That is correct. We also would have accepted EXTREMELY hot guy lips.
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Josh Nichols : Mindy's here.
Drake Parker : Ah, right. I'll call the exterminator.
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Drake Parker : You see, girls are a lot like... well, candy.
Josh Nichols : Candy?
Drake Parker : Right. Let's say Tori is the Megathon Bar.
Josh Nichols : Tori's the Megathon Bar.
Drake Parker : Great candy bar, right?
Josh Nichols : Sure.
Drake Parker : Yeah, but I wouldn't want this to be the only candy in my life. Would you?
Josh Nichols : No.
Drake Parker : Exactly. I mean, some days we'd want a Flutter Nutter.
Josh Nichols : Sure.
Drake Parker : And other days some Squibbles.
Josh Nichols : Oh-ho-ho, I like the Squibbles.
Drake Parker : And Weebs and Puttie Cats and Melon M's...
Josh Nichols : All right, will you cut to the chase?
Drake Parker : Sure. You see, we as men can enjoy the Megathan Bar whenever we want, but that doesn't mean we have to make it our candy "friend."
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Drake Parker : What girl has a mustache other than your grandmother?