Drake & Josh (TV Series)
The Gary Grill (2004)
Richard Biggs: FBI Man 1
Quotes
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Drake Parker : [under interrogation] Look, I told you we're innocent.
FBI Man : Look, all I know is last month a truckload of Gary Coleman grills were stolen out of Whippany, New Jersey.
FBI Man 2 : Witnesses says the thieves were two clean-cut Caucasian males.
Drake Parker : There you go! We're not Caucasian. We're white guys!
[Josh sadly leans over and whispers to Drake what Caucasian means]
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FBI Man : Well... looks like you two boys are in some serious trouble.
Drake Parker : No, we didn't do anything.
FBI Man : Well, then, how come your partner's sweating so much?
Josh Nichols : W... it's hereditary. I come from a family of moist men.
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FBI Man 2 : What were the names of these two guys?
Josh Nichols : Um, well-well, one of their names was, uh... Guy.
FBI Man 2 : Right. "Guy." And what was his buddy's name?
Drake Parker : [hesitantly and meekly] Buddy.
FBI Man : I see. And did they have a third partner named Pal?
FBI Man 2 : What about Dude? Was "Dude" in on it with them?
Josh Nichols : Hey, I think you're mocking us!