Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
The Road to Dendron (1996)
Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman
Quotes
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Eric Duckman : [approaching a woman] Excuse me, you look like you've been around the oasis a few times. You know where I can find some hookers?
[the woman punches him]
Eric Duckman : Hey, if you don't speak English, just say so!
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Cornfed Pig : We've got to get to the banquet and stop that toast.
Ajax : But I like toast. It's the muffins that must be stopped.
Eric Duckman : Okay son, now you're starting to scare the viewers.
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Eric Duckman : Who's tall, dark and creepy?
'Beware!' guy : Beware, beware! That is the sultan's fahir, Achmed Abjeer, an evil man, full of tricks and tortures and torments! It is said that when the moon is full, he...
Eric Duckman : [stopping him] All right, thank you, we'll be in touch.
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Eric Duckman : [held prisoner while riding a camel, rubbing something] Come on, please, something happen!
Cornfed Pig : [sitting behind Duckman] Duckman, you can't save us just by rubbing some magic lamp.
Eric Duckman : Who said anything about a magic lamp?
[continues to rub]
Eric Duckman : Come on, come on!