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Quotes
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Constable Benton Fraser : [to Dief] Well, are you coming?
[Dief turns and runs away]
Constable Benton Fraser : You know, you let a wolf save your life... they make you pay, and pay, and pay.
Ray Vecchio : That's why I don't own a wolf.
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Constable Benton Fraser : [holding up his menu] Ah, Ray, may I?
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, go ahead, Benny, but it's in Chinese.
Constable Benton Fraser : Ah, so I see.
Ray Vecchio : And try not to order anything with internal organs, willya?
[Fraser places an order in laboured Chinese as Ray watches in disbelief. Mr. Lee eagerly thanks Fraser and heads for the kitchen]
Ray Vecchio : How did you do that?
Constable Benton Fraser : Oh, I just went with the specials.
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Ray Vecchio : [Fraser jumps out the window after hearing someone scream] Oh no, Benny, not the window! I don't think they have doors in Canada.
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Constable Benton Fraser : Would everybody please settle down? I'm trying to listen.
Ray Vecchio : To what?
Constable Benton Fraser : Shhhh...
[remembers car vs. puddle sounds]
Constable Benton Fraser : I'm not certain, but it sounds like 'doo-shhh, doo-shhh.' What does that sound like to you?
Ray Vecchio : How about the sound of my job going down the toilet? I'm sitting in a dark closet with a Mountie being licked by a deaf wolf!
[beat]
Ray Vecchio : That was the wolf, wasn't it?
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : Oh, thank God.
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Constable Benton Fraser : [Fraser and Ray are listening to an interrogation going on downstairs using the vent in the bathroom] We're eavesdropping! Aren't we?
Ray Vecchio : I'll make sure they take away your merit badge later.
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Ray Vecchio : Are you nuts? The kid's done for! The FBI guys couldn't find Waldo if they took the book home for the weekend!
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Ray Vecchio : Firecrackers? Sorry, Fraser, not good enough.
Constable Benton Fraser : Why not? It's gunpowder, it's low-grade.
Ray Vecchio : In case you didn't realize, Mr. Mountie, you cannot buy, sell, or manufacture fireworks anywhere in the city of Chicago.
Constable Benton Fraser : That is, unless you have a license to exhibit. City ordinance, section 15-20.
Ray Vecchio : You read that?
Constable Benton Fraser : There's a world of information at your local library, Ray. Are you still there, Elaine?
Elaine Besbriss : [over the phone] Three. Quan Lu and Yellow Dragon Fireworks, both on the south side; and Lucky Day Pyrotechnics, on Barrington.
Constable Benton Fraser : Thank you kindly, Elaine.
Ray Vecchio : Thanks, Elaine.
Elaine Besbriss : Uh-huh.
Ray Vecchio : Your call.
Constable Benton Fraser : We'll try the one on Barrington.
Ray Vecchio : That's right in Charlie Wong's backyard. You actually think he's gonna keep the kid there?
Constable Benton Fraser : He's there. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ray Vecchio : Another wise Chinese guy?
Constable Benton Fraser : No. Robert Fraser, my father.
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Ray Vecchio : This is exactly what I was afraid would happen.
Constable Benton Fraser : Ray, please.
Ray Vecchio : You cannot track a Lincoln town car through the streets of Chicago. It's not like a beaver. It doesn't leave nice little tail tracks in the tundra.
[Ray's car splashes through a puddle]
Constable Benton Fraser : Wait a minute...
[pauses, remembering the sounds of the getaway car]
Constable Benton Fraser : We've picked up their trail.
Ray Vecchio : Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey, Roy! Wait for me!
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Fraser : Do you think he's all right?
Ray Vecchio : Who?
Fraser : Diefenbaker.
Ray Vecchio : He's a wild animal!
[beat]
Fraser : He didn't *look* all right.
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Ray Vecchio : [on the phone with Elaine] How many Chinese laundries are there right on the riverbank?
Elaine Besbriss : Why, you two having trouble squeezing into a booth?
Ray Vecchio : Elaine...
Elaine Besbriss : You know, occasionally, just occasionally, you might consider doing your own grunt work instead of foisting it off on me without so much as a word of appreciation.
Ray Vecchio : Okay, I appreciate you, Elaine.
Elaine Besbriss : Aaah, who cares?
Ray Vecchio : Elaine, we really appreciate you.
Elaine Besbriss : [smiles hopefully] Really?
Ray Vecchio : The laundry, Elaine?