Quotes
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Fraser : Who the hell are you?
Ray Vecchio : What? Quit kidding around; you know who I am!
Fraser : Who the hell am I?
Ray Vecchio : ...Oh dear.
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Ray Vecchio : Your name is Constable Benton Fraser.
Fraser : So that's F-R-A-S-I-E-R?
Ray Vecchio : No, that's F-R-A-S-E-R.
Fraser : And you are...?
Ray Vecchio : Ray.
Fraser : Ah. R-A-Y?
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, yeah.
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Fraser : Hold on a second. That woman looked straight at me.
Ray Vecchio : So?
Fraser : Well, Ray, for a Muslim woman to make direct eye contact with a strange man, it violates a deep cultural tradition.
Ray Vecchio : Fraser, I don't think that's a violation under the Illinois Criminal Code.
[a robbery alarm sounds down the street]
Fraser : That is!
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Elaine Besbriss : [on the radio] Ray, it's Elaine. I've got bad news; nothing on the van.
Ray Vecchio : I was afraid of that.
Elaine Besbriss : I thought you'd want to know, Welsh's temperature is rising by the minute. How are you doing with Benton?
Ray Vecchio : [sarcastically] Great, makin' a lot of progress.
Fraser : Can I ask you something?
Ray Vecchio : Yeah.
Fraser : What the hell kinda name is 'Benton', anyway?
Ray Vecchio : [sighing] This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
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Ray Vecchio : Did you get anything on that license plate? One letter, even?
Fraser : No.
Ray Vecchio : You remember this car?
Fraser : Can't say as I do.
Ray Vecchio : A beauty like this is one in a million.
[flashback to 'The Man Who Knew Too Little' and the fate of Ray's first car]
Ray Vecchio : It's irreplaceable. And thanks to you, it got blown up... TWICE.