- Ray Vecchio: [approaching Fraser's new apartment] Fraser, you do not want to live in this neighbourhood. Cops do not live in areas like this, most people we bust won't even live here!
- Constable Benton Fraser: Why? It's central, convenient. I can walk to work in seven minutes.
- Ray Vecchio: Not without backup.
- Constable Benton Fraser: 231. It's just up on the right.
- Ray Vecchio: Look, do me a favour and let's turn around and I'll take you back to your hotel?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well, we can't, I checked out. The windows wouldn't open.
- Ray Vecchio: Fraser, this is Chicago. The only reason to open a window is to get a better aim.
- Ray Vecchio: Does the word 'incarcerate' mean anything to you?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well, it's from the medieval Latin, 'incarcerata', to imprison.
- Ray Vecchio: Medieval Latin? You let a perp go and you're giving me medieval Latin?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Actually, 'perpetrator' is also Latin, from 'perpetrare'...
- Ray Vecchio: Shut up, okay? Just shut up!
- Dennis Argyle: Yo, I found the key.
- Constable Benton Fraser: I'll be right up, sir.
- [whispers]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ray, Ray, Ray.
- Ray Vecchio: What?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Is my lanyard straight?
- Ray Vecchio: [referring to Dennis] He's a slum lord!
- Constable Benton Fraser: [Fraser gets settled in his blankets on the floor] Goodnight Diefenbaker
- Willie Lambert: Fraser? You know crack dealers are even afraid to come into this neighborhood?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Goodnight, Willie.
- Caroline Morgan: Don't move, Boy Scout. Back right off.
- Constable Benton Fraser: You alright, Ray?
- Ray Vecchio: I'm well, Fraser, and you?
- Caroline Morgan: [to Fraser] Dead in your tracks! Right there. Take out the gun and drop it on the floor
- Ray Vecchio: Don't do it, Fraser. Take the shot.
- Constable Benton Fraser: I'm afraid I'm not carrying a gun.
- Caroline Morgan: Drop the gun!
- Constable Benton Fraser: I honestly don't have one.
- Ray Vecchio: [about Fraser] Sharp shooter first class. Can take the head off a pin.
- Constable Benton Fraser: He's right about that
- Ray Vecchio: [to Morgan] Drop it or he takes you out
- Constable Benton Fraser: I would if I had a gun, Ray.
- Caroline Morgan: Show me the gun!
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well we'd have to go back to my office. I do have this knife.
- Ray Vecchio: Oh, that's good Benny. Threaten her with your camping utensils
- Constable Benton Fraser: She shot my hat, Ray.
- Ray Vecchio: She shot you in the hat?
- Constable Benton Fraser: I can feel air coming in through the hole.
- Ray Vecchio: She shot you in the hat, all right.
- Constable Benton Fraser: How does it look?
- Ray Vecchio: Doesn't look good.
- Constable Benton Fraser: We'll have to go home and get my other one.
- Ray Vecchio: We can do that, Fraser.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Thanks, Ray.
- Cleaning Salesman: [cleaning Fraser's boots] Now you strike me as a man who has only one thing on his mind. You're saying to yourself, Why do I need another all-purpose cleanser? Now Dandy Cleanser isn't just another all-purpose cleaning product. It removes rust, stains, mildew - always leaves a dandy shine. Hey, look! You can see your face in it!
- Ray Vecchio: [coming up behind him] No kidding. Can you see my badge in it?
- Cleaning Salesman: Yep, I can.
- [packs off]
- Ray Vecchio: Okay, I know you're acting as Canada's last line of defense here, guarding your consulate against marauding cleanser salesmen, but we've got a problem. You know the gun you took off that purse snatcher yesterday? We ran it through ballistics, and guess what it spit out. Go ahead, guess.
- [Fraser doesn't even blink]
- Ray Vecchio: You need a clue? It rhymes with, the kid shot somebody. All right, not interested? I'll catch ya later.
- [church bells toll]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ray!
- Ray Vecchio: Oh, sure, now you wanna talk.
- Female officer: Like your dog.
- Constable Benton Fraser: He's white.
- Ray Vecchio: Oh, very smooth.
- Female officer: Call me.
- Ray Vecchio: [waving a hand in front of Fraser's face] Get out! And you, get out! 'Call me'! You throw out a lame line like that and she says 'call me'?