- Ray Vecchio: Now, I walk into that room today and this bouncy reporter comes up to me and I'm thinking, "All right, Ray, here's your chance. Here's a little reward for putting yourself in harm's way one more time." And what's the first question she asks me? "So, what's the Mountie like?'"
- Ray Vecchio: What did she say?
- Fraser: She called me a moron.
- Ray Vecchio: She's a very perceptive woman.
- Ray Vecchio: Ugh, you're the most irritating man in the world.
- Fraser: Define irritating.
- Ray Vecchio: Well, no, you look it up, Mr. Encyclopedia.
- Fraser: Well, I think you mean Mr. Dictionary.
- Ray Vecchio: It's like that time with Frobisher, when that guy Counter stabbed you in the shoulder ...
- Fraser: Geiger.
- Ray Vecchio: What?
- Fraser: The man's name was Geiger.
- Ray Vecchio: His name is Geiger Counter?
- Fraser: No, it's just 'Geiger', no 'Counter', and he stabbed me in the leg.
- Ray Vecchio: Leg, shoulder, what difference does it make?
- Fraser: Well, Ray, when you're the one being stabbed, the difference is remarkable.
- Randal K. Bolt: Now give us what we want, or we'll blow the building!
- Ray Vecchio: You are not gonna blow the building!
- Randal K. Bolt: Say what?
- Ray Vecchio: You are not a martyr! You're just a self-centered little creep who wants to get his face in the paper!
- Fraser: Are you talking about me, Ray?
- Ray Vecchio: Indirectly.