- Ray Vecchio: Right, so we're gonna protect him. You and me, surrounded by nine thousand violent offenders.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ray, for God's sakes, don't blow the situation out of proportion. There's only 8,973 prisoners in here.
- Ray Vecchio: And I thought our odds didn't look good.
- [Fraser trying - and failing - to shoplift and get into the prison]
- Jack Huey: Fraser, you can do this.
- Constable Benton Fraser: [chortling] Yeah, I can do this.
- [strides toward the Milk Duds then promptly turns back]
- Constable Benton Fraser: No, I can't. I can't do this.
- Louis Gardino: Oh, come on...
- [stuffs a box of Milk Duds into Fraser's jacket pocket]
- Jack Huey: There! You're under arrest.
- Constable Benton Fraser: [relieved] Ah, thank you kindly. I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law...
- Constable Benton Fraser: I'm not asking for your permission, sir. Nor should this be construed as some kind of bid for absolution. I simply felt that you ought to be informed, as a superior officer. Mind you, I realise you're not my superior officer; we don't even work for the same police force. Or the same country, for that matter. On the other hand, it would appear that my own superior officer would prefer not to be my superior officer, so under the circumstances, it didn't seem entirely inappropriate to...
- Lt. Harding Welsh: Stop!
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes, sir.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: This has to do with Vecchio, doesn't it?
- Constable Benton Fraser: That would be a safe assumption, sir, yes.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: You've seen him?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes, sir, and he claims to have had an altercation... with a floor.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: Any particular type of floor?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Interlocking linoleum, I believe.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: Oh, yeah, they can be very tricky.
- Ray Vecchio: What'd you steal?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Uhh, I'd rather not talk about it.
- Ray Vecchio: No, c'mon, what'd you steal? A car?
- Constable Benton Fraser: No.
- Ray Vecchio: Television set?
- Constable Benton Fraser: No.
- Ray Vecchio: What?
- [Fraser mumbles something unintelligible]
- Ray Vecchio: Excuse me?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Milk Duds.
- Ray Vecchio: [laughing] Milk Duds! What'd the judge give you, an hour and a half?
- [Carl intervenes in Kruger's attempt to knife Fraser, pinning him against the wall]
- Carl: I don't care for you. You have to understand somethin'. This man has behaved with decency and courtesy, and you've been rude. You're gonna feel unwelcome, and that's a shame. For what lessons him lessons us all. Do you understand?
- [Kruger drops his blade, Carl drops Kruger]
- [sitting down to watch "Sullivan's Travels"]
- Ray Vecchio: What's wrong with the picture? It's in black and white.
- Constable Benton Fraser: There's nothing wrong with it. It's just old, Ray.
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah, well, if it was any good, it'd be in colour.
- Constable Benton Fraser: It was made in black and white, Ray. It's a classic.
- Ray Vecchio: 'The Ten Commandments' is a classic, Benny. 'The Poseidon Adventure' is a classic. 'Saturday Night Fever' with my man John Travolta, that's a classic. This is black and white.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Shhhh!