Due South (TV Series)

I Coulda Been a Defendant (1997)

Callum Keith Rennie: Detective Stanley Raymond Kowalski

Quotes 

• Constable Benton Fraser : [Discussing interrogating Bruce Spender]  I'd like to talk to him.

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Torture. That's a good idea. I never thought of that.

  Constable Benton Fraser : [Annoyed]  That's... that's very funny, Ray.

• Police Academy Commandant : [a suspect has been arrested during a police school graduation. The Commandant is using this as an example for the new recruits]  What do we do after we've controlled a suspect?

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Uh... kick him in the head?

• Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [about Fraser's new place to live]  Nice place

  Constable Benton Fraser : It was Constable Turnbull's, but he decided he didn't need anything quite so fancy.

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : So where's he living now, a cardboard box?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Mmm-hmm. Rather nice one, though.

• C.A. Elaine Besbriss : Here comes my replacement now.

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Sees his sister Francesca coming]  I'm going to pass a bullet through my brain.